Drove treacherous roads to Grandpa's.

Arrived safely only to have his 50 year old Vietnamese girlfriend back into my car.

"I sorry!"

Demi called at the 11th hour. "How do you make a thanksgiving dinner? Dad wants to know."

Gramps forced 5 honey buns and a bowl of ice cream on me. Fitness diet out, 95 year old Grandpa diet in.

"Gone with the Wind" was put on and cranked at the highest volume in the history of volumes.

Phrases like "n-word in a woodpile" and "chinamen" frequented our discussions.

"The key to winning in real estate is LEVERAGE, Stephanie!!!"

The electric blanket did not electrocute me like I thought it would.

I forgot that this was a home with home phones in every room. How mod.

"Honey you don't want to be a wife, you're more suited for the business world. You wanna stand around and wash dishes all day? You wouldn't be happy."

The list goes on....